As I'm such a loser I've been spending a lot of time, honestly way too much time on TV and Internet.
Outside of my "True Blood" addiction (books and show), I've recently discovered Weeds--I know extra late and I'm catching up on the seasons--
I mean, how come no one told me about this show?
It took me about....5 years to discover this show?
And here I thought Comcast was raping me yet again on the premium channels.
It's like every time I want to cancel some of these useless channels Comcast finds a way to suck me back in.
I was going to cancel HBO after "The Wire" went off...then "True Blood" and later "Hung" came along...I mean I like "Entourage" but it's lost its bite over the past few seasons...
Then I was going to cancel Starz...then my short-lived "Party Down" came on and later I discovered "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" (I'm a sucker for blood and full frontal male nudity)...
And then Showtime redeemed itself with "Weeds"....
*sigh* Comcast...you win again.
I also spend way too much time on Facebook, gossip sites, and other random sites.
Although this "Illuminati" crap is working my last...damn...nerves
People really need to invest in a book and not fucking Youtube!
I mean if the Illuminati is lowering membership requirements...I mean...can I get an application? I want to dominate the world too!
I'll even give a pigeon blood sacrifice.
You know, just to show I'm serious about this shit.
I mean I'll have to negotiate with this whole devil worshipping (I mean I stan for Jesus) but how about I worship the Soft Batch cookies that I be maxing at work?
*Watch some crazy nut bag send me an email about this mess*
It also doesn't help that I'm trying to get knocked up.
Yes. On purpose.
And yes with my husband.
You've heard it hear first: My biological clock's batteries are back in.
*lol* Side note: When I told my best friend that I'm trying to incubate a fetus for nine months...that's the first thing she asked. Outside of..."You Playing Right" was "I hope you're takin' a parenting class- I mean you did leave your nephew in the store that time..."
I mean...I told him not to wander...
We haven't been successful yet since almost 9 years of birth control has my body going haywire.
But the race is on...
Team Baby 2011 is at the starting line!!