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The Two Words Tag (All answers must be in two words)

1. Explain what ended your last relationship? Crazy Tendencies
2. When was the last time you shaved? This Morning
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.? Sleeping Deeply
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Finishing Post
5. Are you any good at math? Hell No
6. Your prom night? No Sex.
7. Do you have any famous ancestors? Not Sure
8. Have you had to take a loan out for school? Still Paying
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile? MySpace Devil
10. Last thing received in the mail? Cable Bill
11. How many different beverages have you had today? Tea Pepsi
12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machines? When necessary
13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? Immature Rocked!
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? Sure Do
15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had? Wisdom teeth
16. What is out your back door? No Back
17. Any plans for Friday night? Not Yet
18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair? Frizzy Mess
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns? Ate All
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium? Of course
21. Do you re-use towels after you shower? Uh Yeah
22. Some things you are excited about? Good Dick
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO? Cherry “Red”
24. Describe your keychain(s): Three Keys
25. Where do you keep your change? Silver Dish
26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people? Work Meetings
27. What kind of winter coat do you own? Pea Coat
28. What was the weather like on your graduation day? Mildly Warm
29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed? Closed Tight

The Incredibly Weird What If Question Meme

1. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Dem Franchise Boys…I mean what’s their purpose again?

2. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? Only once? Damn! I guess I’d get my childhood fantasy Morris a try…

3. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? The Old D’Angelo or JT *White Boy Choice*

4. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? Ok…Holy Shit?! T are you going to White Folk’s blogs again? With $100, I’d get 100 $1 bills and hit the strip club *lol*

5. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? I’m hitting Jamaica baby!

6. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? Buy me some fast and loose Jamaican men.

7. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Go on a mass killing spree, shit I’m taking someone with me *lol*

8. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be? I know this is a damn lie because I don’t eat a lot of veggies *hang head* I’d want to use mind control to read folks’ thoughts and control things, like Jean Grey in X-Men

9. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? It’ll probably be some random point in my childhood.

10. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? Rufus *lol* Oh my gawd, Jheri Curl and all huh? I’d go back to Africa and tell Black folks NOT to get on the fucking boat! Kill Nigga Kill!!!

11. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Damn only one? October 11, 2002.

12. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now? Damn I’m going to run to Nambia like Wesley.

13. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? Ok why would I want to do this and I thought the veggies only gave me super powers? I’d bring back Biggie so he could smack the shit outta Puffy.

14. What’s your theme song? I have no idea…someone pick one for me