My 150th Post :-)

150 things about Me:

Wow times flies I can’t believe this is my 150th post. In my typical long drawn out fashion…I present to you 150 things about, well, my ass ;-)

***of course blogger would be a bitch and not post the picture of my balloons***

Oh it's been a rough trip, I sincerely thank everyone who stops by my blog, my usuals...well the only folks who write a comment *lol*

T. Cas, Honey, Isis, Nikki, Missy, Mr. Mack, Xavier, Slump, Trish *I heart you honey*, E, L, Syn *my new mind twin*, Angel, Jules....I Heart All Yall

Thanks for sticking through and reading *or skimming* my crazy life, told in 10 page letters :-)

Here's to another 150 *or 300 depending on how you look at it*

1. I can’t stand when my food touches each other. Every thing has to have it own section and I don’t spill-overs either.

2. But I mix mash potatoes and corn together. With gravy on top. I love to eat mash potatoes this way.

3. I am terrified of horror movies. Unless it’s a cheesy horror movie, I will have nightmares for weeks. I have yet to watch a complete Halloween movie. I leave all the lights on and I shower with the door locked. I blame an overactive imagination.

4. I take at least three showers a day. I take a shower every night unless I’m too drunk to crawl in the shower or too sleep. I like the smell of my own clean skin.

5. I hate when people rub my head. It’s annoying and makes me feel like I’m a puppy or something. I really don’t like my hair to be touched at all.

6. When I was younger I would trip and fall over everything so much to the point my school thought my mother was beating me. Funny now I don’t have any of the scars on my legs from these scrapes and falls. I was voted “Best Legs” in high school.

7. I can count on my hands the number of times I have cried, whooping aside. I just am not a natural crier. Crying equates to weakness in my book.

8. I cry when I’m extremely angry though. Better back up if that happens.

9. I am bossy. I like for things to go my way or it’s the highway.

10. While I love gay men to death, I am wary of lesbians. Too many hit on me for it to be a coincidence. I guess I’m so deep in the closet I don’t even know i'm there.

11. I heart penis by the way. I have only seen one penis though that I thought was pretty. Otherwise all penises are ugly.

12. I sleep pretty wild. I move all over the bed until I find a comfortable spot and I always find myself throwing my leg over a person.

13. I can sleep anywhere. I’ve fallen asleep at football stadiums, parties, and if I’m in a car for longer than ½ an hour. I used to crawl in places and fall asleep only to wake up to find the house is disarray because people have been searching for me.

14. I was sexually molested as a child. Do you think that’s why I’m a pervert?

15. My father blamed my mother. Maybe my deep seated anger for him stems at that. Nah I haven’t liked him since I was a baby *or so I was told*.

16. I never wished to be light skinned but I always wanted long hair. Right now give or take my hair is just past my shoulder blades.

17. I wore thick ass glasses from the fourth grade until freshman year of high school. I think my bad vision comes from me leaving my glasses at home on purpose when I started wearing them in the second grade. I am currently at -11, -10 *my left eye is weaker than my right*. And yes those are my real prescription.

18. I am so vain I would rather walk around blind than wear my glasses. I never wear them and I almost never take out my contact lens.

19. I’ve seen three people get shot in front of me. Only one died.

20. I was offered the chance to skip the first and second grade but my mother declined. She wanted me to “learn with children my own age”. A lot of good that’s done *lol* now I’m dumb as shit.

21. According to my mother, I was walking by 10 months, fully potty trained with no mistakes by two and reading by three. When I started first grade, I was already in chapter books.

22. I loved “Little House on the Prairie” books. Those and Beverly Clearly books. I was the class “talker” and “busy body”. Could I help if I was bored?

23. I love to read; in fact my book shelf is overflowing onto the floor. I read whatever catches my attention. I’m also pretty fast; I read most books in one day depending on how long it is.

24. I love hot sauce on my potato chips.

25. I’m a picky fast food eater. I only eat certain foods from certain places.

26. I hate cheese but I love cheeseburgers.

27. I hate milk but I’ll only drink it if it came from the cereal bowl.

28. My butt fluctuates. Sometimes it’s big, sometime it’s small.

29. I think I’m cute but I don’t think I’m beautiful.

30. I tried to go “natural” for a year; it lasted 3 months. Back to the Dark and Lovely for me.

31. But I love men and women who wear naturals. I’m in awe.

32. My ideal man looks is tall, chocolate, even white teeth, bedroom eyes, and long dreads.

33. But I’ve only had brown or light skinned boyfriends. Go figure.

34. I love sex. I could have sex all day. Isn’t this called an addiction?

35. My lower back is the most sensitive part of my body.

36. My mother thinks I’m crazy sometimes.

37. I have one brother, Christopher, who is three years younger than me. He has two children, Jeremiah and Christine. He had my nephew when he was 14. He walked across the stage at his eighth grade graduation with a five month old. He probably would be a dead beat if it wasn’t for my mother.

38. I was shocked at how normal their names are too! No ghetto mess. Just simple names. My niece has my middle name though, you know I’m going to turn her into a sassy little brat.

39. My brother and I have different fathers. I always liked his more than mine and vice versa.

40. I found out during a family reunion that my brother’s father was still married while messing around with my mother. This came out during an argument at the dominoes table.

41. My family found out that I knew how to fight that day. No one disrespects Mama Dukes ‘round me!

42. I am the “bougie” one in my family for undisclosed reasons. That’s how I’m described to people. I’m Latoya, the bougie one. But at least I’m one of the “cool” bougie ones. I think it stems from the fact that I graduated high school and college on time, no children, same boyfriend for x amount of years, a decent job and credit, and I have my own place, no living at my moms crib. If it’s something different, then who knows? My cousins are the type to be jealous because you don’t wear a weave.

43. Sometimes I say things out loud that should have remained in my head. I speak without thinking. I have yet to decide if I want to consider this a flaw.

44. I am a general “Captain Save A…” I’ll jump in and defend someone whom I think is being ganged up on or talked to in a disrespectful matter. I’ve gotten booted from the Cheesecake Factory for arguing with a guy who was treating the shit out of his girl while we were eating.

45. One day this may cause my death jumping into other folks business. But I think I’ll die in a car accident.

46. I don’t think I’m funny, I think I’m strange. I’m weird to the point that sometimes I creep myself out.

47. Eating is one of my favorite pastimes. I ate a whole 24 ct box of ice cream sandwiches in one day. That’s why I’m dieting *and failing* right now. But I don’t look my weight, I look smaller. People are skeptical when I tell them how much I weigh.

48. Guaranteed the first thing I would do if I come over to someone’s house is remove my socks and shoes and head straight to the kitchen.

49. I am a neat freak. I find myself cleaning shit that I really shouldn’t. I unconsciously straighten up where ever I go. I think I’m OCD like Monk.

50. I am a hypochondriac. I spend a lot of time at the doctor’s office. I am convinced that there is something wrong with me. So far nothing. Thank gawd for medical insurance.

51. I love babies but I am terrified of having my own. I’d move back to Chicago if I got pregnant right now, I would need my mother.

52. I complain about my family all the time but I love my family to death. I don’t think I tell them enough how much I love them. More than likely if I did they’d think I was trying to hit them up for some money.

53. I am a compulsive shopper. I spent $100 last week on underwear from Victoria secret. What did I get…two bras with matching panties, a sweater, and a baby doll nightie.

54. I am addicted to handbags and jeans. I have more jeans in my closet than shirts.

55. I love to expose my bra. Never mind it’s not much in the bra but I’ll try to find shirts just for that purpose. Shit a $42 dollar bra deserves recognition right? If it’s not my bra my underwear is always showing. Thanks the stars for 5/$25.

56. For the longest time I refuse to have sex with the lights on or let a man see me naked. I was just that shy. Funny. SIGMA helped me get over that shyness. Now I’m strutting around the house like I’m a super model.

57. I hate my nose when I smile. It looks too wide, like its spreading or something.

58. I don’t look many people in the eye. I think that comes from when I was self conscious about my glasses. I’m either looking down, away, or above the head. I find when I look people in the face, even by accident that is a signal for that person to come over and talk to me and say something.

59. I’ve been the “other woman” before. It took a hard shake from a friend to snap me back to reality. I didn’t like it but I liked the guy.

60. JBN and I have had two knock down fist fights since we’ve been together. We don’t talk about it much, low point in our relationship. Something like that should have ended our relationship but it had the opposite fact. We took some time to cool off and now we joke about it.

61. We’re a weird ass couple. A lot of shit we do would not be kosher in most people’s relationship. We have a weird bond that keeps us together, I sure wish I could describe it to you. I do think he loves me more than I love him. He considered marriage before I did. It actually never crossed my mind about marrying him.

62. I have a lot of associates but very few friends. I was told that I don’t look like I’m the friendly type. In fact I come across as rather cold and bitchy.

63. I’ve never stab a friend in the back. But it has been done to me more times than I can count.

64. I am loyal to a point. I would do anything for you if I consider you as a friend. Anything. I love hard and I hate just as hard. I am always crushed when one of my friendships don’t work out. A lot of anger that I spew is actually hurt.

65. I get angry quicker than I get excited. I used to be a walking ball of fury, mad at the world and everyone in it. My temper is legendary in my family though. We’re talking to a girl who is missing from majority of her birthday party pictures because I’d gotten beat during the party and had to take a nap for slapping or terrorizing my party guests.

66. I love to laugh. I laugh at something every day. I love the way my laugh sounds. Apparently I love the sound of my own voice as well because I am a chatterbox. Once I warm up to you I’ll talk your ear off.

67. I have a weird sense of humor. I find the strangest things funny. Like porn. In fact I giggle a lot when I’m typing something. Funny sounding words are hilarious. I still crack up at the word organism and sea men.

68. I critique all films and I know all of my favorite movies lines by heart. Sometimes I find myself repeating along with the actors. Annoying right? And I like to talk through films. Not ghetto loud but I always have a comment to say.

69. I am too honest. Sometimes to the point where it hurt feelings. I never intent to hurt people’s feelings. In fact in hurts my feelings that someone thinks that I’ve hurt their feelings. See I’m not completely insensitive.

70. I’m insecure sometimes. I think it shows in my blog.

71. Sometimes I just lay in the dark and think about life. What is means and what’s my role in it.

72. I didn’t start masturbating until college. Hey sometimes I had to take matters in my own hands. I can’t sleep when I’m sick, mad, or horny.

73. When I’m extremely horny I am dripping wet. See sex addiction right there?

74. If I could get away with it without a possibility of STDs and a stretched coochie, I would fuck a lot of men. I think I think about sex at least every 6-8 minutes.

75. Sometimes I sneak and watch porn on the computer just for kicks…

76. I spend too much money. I need to save more, spend less. I’m constantly buying shit that I don’t need. I love to buy people in my life, including JBN, things. I am a generous girlfriend.

77. I hate for my hair to blow in the wind. I don’t like for my hair to be stiff but I like for it to be in place. I also avoid water and a lot of styling products. I don’t touch my own hair other than to comb it out. I rarely wash my own hair; I leave it to the professionals.

78. I love the History Channel. I could watch that channel all day. I wanted to major in History in college but my family already had a stroke I dropped Pre-Med for English, so they so were not on my becoming a history major. At least I could teach with English, what am I going to do with History?

79. I know a lot of random shit. Sometimes it comes out in a conversation that has nothing to do with whatever I’m talking about.

80. I’m not into politics; in fact it bores me to tears. I put politics up there with sports. I am not a sports fan. Sorry I just find all sports boring. Except wrestling and ice skating. Now that I can watch for hours.

81. I can’t stand the sound of knuckles popping. And I can’t stand when someone pops my knuckles.

82. In a relationship I expect to talk to my s/o at least one a day. Nothing important wise, I just like to hear his voice. And it’s a good way to keep communication lines open.

83. I am terrified of bugs. I used to go in the house early in the summer when lightening bugs came out because I hated the way they would flicker. I freak out if any bug comes my way.

84. I love to take pictures. I am a camera whore.

85. I don’t drink a lot of coffee but when I do it’s the liquid crack that is Starbuck’s. I love caramel macchiatos. Sometimes I flirt just to get a free cup at the Starbucks up the street.

86. Hell I flirt to get a discount in a lot of places. I just lay the charm on thick. I like to think my smile can get me out of anything.

87. I am a notoriously bad driver. I try to avoid it as much as I can. I was teased Friday because I rather walk in the rain than drive the six blocks. Driving makes me very nervous. I am one of those “old lady” drivers, I get cursed out all the time when I drive because I’m never going the speed limit *lol*

88. I lose interest in a man if I think he can’t fuck. It’s usually a certain look or move that the person does and it pops in my head. Why waste a screw if I think you’re not up to it? A lot of men have been disappointed. Nothing personal I just think you can’t fuck.

89. When I’m concentrating I block everything out. I don’t hear anything. But I would stare you right in the face and don’t hear a word. It takes a while for things to kick in so I can comprehend what’s going on.

90. I hate to repeat myself but I get annoyed when I ask people to do the same thing and they won’t. Is it my fault I wasn’t paying attention *Lol*?

91. The same flaws that I don’t like in people usually are flaws that I have in myself.

92. I fucked a guy’s best friend to get back at him for fucking one of my friends. That was a hot summer week around my house.

93. I got busy in a movie’s bathroom once. I actually enjoyed it. Why did I come back the following week to actually watch the movie? It sucked.

94. Every time I hear “Space Age Pimp” by 8Ball and MJG it takes me back to when I lost my virginity. That cd was on *lol*

95. If I could do it over again, I would have waited. I had sex too damn early.

96. I do vindictive shit sometimes. Sometimes I think I am really evil. I lash out when I am angry. Stupid shit but at the time it feels right to twist someone’s feelings the way mine have been twisted.

97. I’ve contemplated trying anal once. And only once. The shit did not work out *lol*

98. I hate the feeling of raw meat on my hands. Probably why I don’t cook more.

99. If a food is stinky or it looks disgusting I won’t eat it. Therefore my palate is very limited. I eat a lot of the same foods.

100. But I do love sardines. I can eat them every day.

101. I am a horrible speller. As much as I love to read and write, I can’t spell for shit. Thank gawd for spell check. And I am horrible at math. I need a calculator with me all the time.

102. I almost flunked out my freshman year of college. Too much boozing and partying, not enough studying. Luckily looking at my grades and realizing my parents would kill me, I buckled down and developed some study habits and innovative ways to cheat.

103. Although I dress skanky sometimes, I have limits to my comfort. I don’t like to expose my stomach much, I don’t like a lot of my chest hanging out and my skirts can’t be too short. I think comfort shows when you dress and I think I look really uncomfortable when I wear something that’s not in my character.

104. I have been labeled a tease by more men than I could count.

105. A man with a sexy voice makes me a little moist. I love a man with a great speaking voice, kinda deep but not Barry White deep *although that’s sexy as hell* and a great laugh.

106. I don’t think I’m a visual person, I’ve dated some doozies in my short day and people whom I think are attractive most people can’t see “it” but I can.

107. I love my hometown of Chicago to the point that I have to let everyone know I’m not from DC. I’ll say I live in Arlington but I’m from Chicago.

108. I hate weaklings and timid people. If you let me walk all over you then I will.

109. Sometimes I act a little ditzy to mask my intelligence. I want for a guy to think I’m dumb so I can spin a web and shock the shit out of his ass.

110. I tend not to change people’s impressions of me. Hey if you think I’m like that then ok. When someone wants to get to know the real me I am more than willing to show them. Just know I have many faces that I put on, which one is the real one? Shit sometimes I don’t even know. I can’t spend my life pleasing everyone or conforming to what someone thinks I should be I can only be myself.

111. I wonder what I would look like pregnant. Probably huge and miserable. But at least I would have breasts.

112. Sometimes when I meet people I won’t speak. I’m not trying to be rude, sometimes I am just that shy. It takes a minute for me to warm up to someone. Or if I’m getting a chilly vibe I might hold off from speaking to see where you’re at.

113. Yes sometimes I am shy. I am tremendously shy when speaking in public. I sobbed at my high school graduation because I was terrified of all the people looking at me, I would’ve bolted off the stage but I was, well, valedictorian.

114. I don’t know what I want to be with my life. It changes daily.

115. Sometimes I have so many thoughts running through my head that I have to lie down and ingest it all. That’s why I ramble a lot.

116. I thought of suicide once. Lasted all of 10 minutes.

117. I’m very impulsive. This has gotten me in trouble over the years.

118. I am jealous of some of my bloggers. Your lives seem so much more complete and interesting than mine.

119. I have the feelings that there a few out there in the blog world who don’t like me for one reason or another. If you think I’m fucking him why don’t you just open your mouth and ask?

120. I have been in 8 fist fights my entire life. Only three I have lost.

121. I know my mother would give me the world if she could that’s why I love her so much. I think I would die if something happened to her. I want my mother and grandmothers to live forever. I would go into a deep depression if any of them left me.

122. I love animals. I would adopt every stray animal if I could. I used to feed the strays around my apartment building until the neighbors started to complain.

123. I don’t listen to a lot of music anymore. I tend to listen to the same songs or artists over and over.

124. I love to dance. I hear music and I automatically bob my head. I dance and walk. I probably look strange walking down the street, me singing *badly* and trying to walk/dance while trying to text someone. I am always on the verge of getting run over.

125. I have a lot of racism in me. I tend to hold most white people at a distance.

126. Good sex places me in a good place. I sleep without dreams or worries. It’s my relaxant.

127. I am addicted to Carmex. I always have a tube of carmex. I put carmex on before I put on lip gloss and I’m constantly reapplying it to my lips.

128. I think I have great teeth and I like to show them off to people.

129. My favorite cakes are red velvet, chocolate, and rum cake. I love chocolate, French vanilla and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream. I love the scent of vanilla.

130. I could bottle his scent and wear it. I love the way he smells.

131. I am obsessed with EBay and Amazon; I’m always looking for good deals, especially on books.

132. I’m very impatient. I hate waiting for something.

133. I won’t buy a movie ticket 10 minutes past show time. I wait for the next one. I have to see the previews. It’s mandatory.

134. On a date I’m ready to go home if during dinner the male is rude to the staff. I don’t like when people are rude and ignorant for no apparent reason.
Another bad start, honking your horn for me to come outside. A gentleman comes to the door.

135. I am very punctual. I hate being late. I am always on time or early.

136. Forwarded emails are deleted by me I probably got the same damn email from a person on your email list. Stop sending me useless chain letters!

137. I am always thirsty. I think I’m diabetic.

138. I am hot and cold to people. One day I’m hot, the next day I’m cold. It’s just how I am.

139. I love Hello Kitty. I freak out if I’m somewhere and I spot Hello Kitty. I’m trying to get a Hello Kitty toaster…but JBN is drawing the line, we already have Hello Kitty magnets and a message board not to mention a shelf of my Hello Kitty stuffed animals and trinkets.

140. When I was younger I wanted my name to be Cynthia. I have no idea why.

141. I was a bully in elementary school. I used to be the school pincher.

142. I don’t like tongue kissing.

143. I blush. Hard to believe but I am a blusher. This was brought to my attention by an old co-worker, which made me blush more. He made a point of making me blush every day to torture me.

144. Sometimes I hate being in a relationship. I wish I were single.

145. I hate to sweat. I try to avoid it if I can. Then it’s straight to the showers.

146. I’m a variety of shoe, pants, and dress sizes. It all depends on what it is. I rarely buy clothing online with out trying to find a store so I can try on the clothes. Usually I’m in the size 7-10 range in clothing. I place blame on my ass, in order to avoid the smashed up booty look I have to go up in sizes.

147. When I have a favorite pair of jeans I could wear those everyday with out pause.

148. I wear a lot of emotions on my face so it’s hard to hide them when necessary.

149. I only send humorous cards to people, I try to find the funniest one out the bunch and send it. I write humorous stuff in those “How well do you know me” emails that I get sent by friends who sends it to their friends because they love my answer and of course want me to entertain the masses when we meet up. I hate being sad and have someone sad so I’ll say something funny to cheer her or him up.

150. I feel the sexiest when I’m in my pjs eating popcorn and watching TV with my hair wrapped up. I wrapped my hair up in two scarves every single night without fail, it’s to the point I don’t like to have sex without my hair being wrapped up. I don’t like the feel of my hair on me while having sex *that and it lessens the potential of it being pulled* and it gets in the way, who wants to taste my hair on my neck while trying to kiss it?

Wow I’m done. That was harder than I thought!