Thursday, June 29, 2006

Folks Sure Do Have Dirty Minds...

Boy T. Cas, you sure know how to bring out a girl's dirty side...

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
Boy have I?! I got “Live-In Booty”

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yup. The Forest Perserve on 87th…We got caught though. The park, parking lot, backseat of car, movie theater, porch….LOL

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yeah…me and the boyfriend are goofs.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
If I ever got some dick that makes me cry…Best believe I’m marrying that nigga

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Sometimes. No wet spot and definitely not in the summer. It be too hot…I’m like “Moove…Get off me!”

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Hell yeah he is “who is not named” and he definitely is a “He Don’t Count”!

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Yeah. I figured if I gave the perfomance of a life, he’ll hurry up and cum so I could go to damn bed. It worked.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
A little of both. While this ain’t a damn porn I don’t want complete silence either. A little noise goes a long way.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
Yes. I was thinking with the clit and not with brain.

10. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Like, eww much? I didn’t masturbate but FH had a cute ass boyfriend in H.S. Too bad he couldn’t screw.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
When I was 18. Met this dude on campus, he was cute, took him home wore his ass out and kicked him the hell out of my dorm when I was done. No hoes in my bed. LOL. Come to think of it, that made him like me more and he became my 1st college stalker.

12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Hell to the naw! If another female can’t do shit for me but bake a cake and I don’t eat everyone’s cooking, why would I want that heifer in my bed. And two niggas in the bed? A little gay plus that smells like “running a train” to me. Sorry I don’t make sucking d*ck a part time job.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Nope. Porn just doesn’t do it for me. I’m too busy critiquing the perfomance and camera angles.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Yes, I have an active imagination .

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Yes JDUBB was poking holes in the condoms to get me knocked.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
It wasn’t my first time that’s for sure. That sh*t was painful! I can’t think of anything. I mean I laugh in bed sometimes. Is that bad? No wait, I fell off the damn bed one time. And umm I was trying to give the boyfriend a sexy dance, grabbed the light pole to use as an actual pole *yeah I was in the zone, what a dumb ass*, stumbled and took the damn light down with me. But my pride was more hurt than anything.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
I was 16. He was 17. Old by today’s standards.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
To be safe, the boyfriend. But damn I would need a ticket machine and a plastic surgeon *to reconstruct the coochie* for all the men I would like to sleep with.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
It better be possible! for the boyfriend. The others? Eh if I work hard at it…

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Nah. Going to work has a way of making my nipples soft.

21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?

With T. Cas? Hmm good question? Would I sleep with you T. Cas? Hell Should I? All that scattered ass you be getting I don't know....LOLOLOLOLOL

2 comments:

Rashan Jamal said...

Let me address #21 first. Scattered Ass? You aint gotta be telling my secrets. I gotta rep as a nice guy to uphold. LOL

# 18 - LOL @ reconstruct the coochie

# 16 - you just determined to be a stripper, huh?

Elle Jefe said...

Isn't live-in booty the best?